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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.

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I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all 

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WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN. 

OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE. 
HOLY FUCK.  

You forgot one

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woops almost forgot

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I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one

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I LOST IT AT ROMNEY

ITS BACK

Oh my

I wasn’t expecting that last one

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